Welcome to Maxpak Graveyard
Maxpak Graveyard is dedicated to the past workers of our factory known as Maxpak Australasia — celebrating their dedication, spirit, and achievements. Here, you’ll find memories, milestones, and tributes that honor those who helped build our family. Take a moment to explore their stories, share your own, and join us in preserving the legacy of all who made a lasting impact.
Disclaimer for Future Maxpak Warriors
Thinking about joining the Maxpak chaos? Here’s the unfiltered scoop:
- Expect hard yards, noisy madness, and a boss who dishes out charisma and criticism in equal measure.
- If you value sleep, sanity, or having a regular social life, you’ve been warned.
- This is not a job; it’s a daily adventure in endurance, wit, and survival tactics.
- Bring your thick skin, your fastest feet, and a sense of dark humour.
- Apply only if you’re ready for the wildest ride of your work life — and possibly your last.
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Did You Know?
- The Right People, Wrong Recognition:
- The hardest workers get the most work, not the most praise.
- If you’re good at your job, you’ll be rewarded with… more jobs, more stress, and a motivational speech about “grit.”
- Divide and Conquer:
- John’s management style is all about keeping the team divided.
- He’ll praise one person in front of the group, then turn around and do the same to someone else—creating a toxic cycle of competition and resentment.
- The Real Teamwork:
- The only thing uniting the crew is the shared trauma of working for John.
- Teamwork at Maxpak means banding together to survive the next “wisdom talk,” not to get the job done.
- The Ghost Crew’s Revenge:
- The only people who get real appreciation are the ghosts – because they’ve escaped.
- The only thing that increases at Maxpak is the turnover rate, not the salaries.
Final Verdict
Maxpak isn’t just a workplace – it’s a comedy goldmine.
If you’re looking for a place where every day is an adventure (and every adventure is a story), Maxpak is the place to be.
Funny? Absolutely.
Real? Unfortunately, yes.
A place you’d want to work? Well… that’s totally up to you.
2019
Tristan Sent Home
Tristan got sent home due to his reluctance to unload containers and do odd jobs like painting and cried on front of John because John would not let his grandpa to pick him up.
2022
Amon the Ice Eater
Dubbed the “Ice Eater” for his unique lunch habit of consuming only liquids (hence the nickname), Amon is a tall, skinny Aussie bloke who quietly made his mark. Shy and not one for much chatter, he often voiced how work took a toll on his body. Starting out with the iconic Will Ferrell curl and ending with Eminem’s buzzcut style, Amon is also known for his frequent toilet breaks every 15 minutes.
2022
White Power Daniel
Daniel is truly one of a kind at Maxpak. Known for spinning endless “what if” scenarios and sharing his likes, dislikes, and occasional gripes, he keeps things interesting with his unpredictable energy. His famous tagline is “white power” for being strong.
2023
Bonemic The Environmentalist
Bonemic came all the way from Mumbai to unload containers but quickly became known for his struggles with the physical demands, frequently chipping his toenails. A true environmentalist at heart, he was never shy about voicing his concerns. He was also very connected to his family, calling his mum every 15 minutes. Unfortunately, Bonemic’s stint ended when John caught him taking a rest and playing on his phone while waiting for the next container—earning him an early exit from Maxpak.
RIP to all those who delicate their time working at Maxpak. We delicate our heartfelt condolences to all past workers.