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Tey
✴︎ 2025Tay is a Korean guy come to unload container.
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Sam
✴︎ 2025Sam is an Aussie fat guy struggling physically and puffing most of the time. Unless workloads drops, burnout or health issues will cause him to slow down.
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Kenya Recruit
✴︎ 2025Has packaging/factory experience. Expected weekly pay and hit with monthly pay instead. Casual that leaves by 12.
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Gerome
✴︎ 2025Gerome is a Filipino guy comes to unload container. Not much known about the kid. He has diabetes and seems to work too fast and warns out very quickly.
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Mitchell
✴︎ 2025Mitchell is an Aussie dude who studies uni and only comes part time to unload containers.
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Archie
✴︎ 2025Archie is an Aussie dude studying uni and comes part time to unload containers.
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Faizan
✴︎ 2025He is from Bangladesh comes to unload containers. John has thrown him into the depend by uploading heavy products and by the end of the day his stamina rans out. He does IT.
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San’s Friend
✴︎ 2025San’s Friend only worked around a week or so and John fired him due to lack of performance and the last day he didn’t get paid and ultimately got lectured by John before his dismissal.
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Wick
✴︎ 2025A warehouse worker hired by Shane to help the warehouse. It turns out his first day was somehow unloading containers and of course he ended up driving forklift and even that he had hard problem coping with the whole process.
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RK Truck Driver
✴︎ 2025RK known as Rakashi. He is hired to do truck driving and occasionally upload containers when he is not driving the truck. He got fired by John by excessive language towards John.
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New Asian Kid
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Bank of Melbourne
✴︎ 2025Bank (aka Bank of Melbourne) started working at Maxpak after found work through Facebook ad hoping to find new adventure at Maxpak.
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Jay (White Power)
✴︎ 2025Jay joined Maxpak hoping to achieve his life goals instead of doing nothing. He is here to fight for the cause and started to work at Maxpak unloading containers. After strained his muscle, he quit Maxpak.
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Short Fat Thai Dude
✴︎ 2025Short fat Thai dude hired as a container worker. Soon after, the short fat Thai dude died out of exhaustion due to muscle pain and shoulder pain and left in a hurry without finishing the containers.
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Don Diablo
✴︎ 2024Don Diablo aka Don is Ing’s husband. Works as a chef and joined Maxpak just for 1 day and didn’t last. He did container unloading and messed up with Inu and ever since then he decided the job wasn’t for him and he left.
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Jackson’s friend Dan
✴︎ 2024Jackson’s friend Dan as the title suggest, is another worker that got hired after Jackson quits Maxpak. He is tall Aussie guy with a mullet hairstyle. He mainly works in the container and he wanted to be a electrician. He left due to either found better work or killed by John.
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Amall
✴︎ 2024He is from India and is hired by Jerry. A tall guy with glasses do not know how to stack in terms of pattern and he mainly works at the loading dock area unloading containers. It took him 6 hours to do single 20 foot and John wasn’t happy with his performance and sent him…
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Sifa
✴︎ 2024Safa hired alongside another person that also works in the container. He left due to lack of motivation/disagreement with John.
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Chris
✴︎ 2024Chris from Tonga, but he is dark skinned dude that unload containers. Chris can be very loud at times and smokes a lot of tobacco. He shows no respect for Maxpak and can been seen mucking around. Often times he would fuck up in the container when arrange stocks and often complains about back pain…
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Sharim
✴︎ 2024Sharim* as his name suggests is dark skinned dude fro Tonga that mainly works in the container. Sharim would talk very loud i the container and mucking around. Often times he would fuck up in the container when arrange stocks and often complains about back pain when no amount of efforts was put into working.…
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Jackson
✴︎ 2024Jackson is a worker resides in Maxpak. Mainly comes few days a week if needed, and mainly works in container unloading stock and nothing else. He loves techno music. Seems like he might’ve left due to not needed anymore. [2024-Feb-15] He made a return [2024-Apr-02]
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Ben (Another Aussie Curly Hair)
✴︎ 2024Ben with Aussie curly hairstyle showed up to work alongside some other workers. Mainly works in container. Ben only lasted a single day before got killed by John over lack of performance.
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Bailey (Aussie Dude)
✴︎ 2024Bailey is an Aussie dude that mainly unloads containers. Never picked order and has worked with few other boys that hired to unload containers. He only lasted 2 days and is killed by John.
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Old Aussie Dude (Bruce Wayne)
✴︎ 2024Old Aussie dude, Wayne aka “Bruce” Wayne is an old falla that worked in Maxpak. Wayne mainly worked in the container area and has not done any other jobs. Currently killed by John.
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Asian Dude With Fro
✴︎ 2024Asian dude with fro, Brad is no longer working at Maxpak. Used to unload containers and currently killed by John. Brad only lasted a day and hasn’t come back since.
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Old Guy (Chris)
✴︎ 2024Some old guy named Chris came to Maxpak as a container worker. He only lasted a day before his departure. He is ultimately killed by John for being lack of performance and not required.
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Tega
✴︎ 2024Tega, a young Aussie forklift operator and container dude. He just left after a day after a lack of performace.
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Dan
✴︎ 2024Dan, from Indonesia started to work in the container for only a day and picked some stock before eventually due to John’s attitude.
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Lin and Mic
✴︎ 2023Lin and Mic* came to Maxpak and works full time. They both lives upstairs. Lin cleans the warehouse, picks order and occasionally unloads the container. Mic* mainly drives forklift, replenishing stock and truck delivery.
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Chris and L’orean
✴︎ 2023Chris and L’orean both came to Maxpak right after Coner’s disappearance. They mainly unload containers and nothing else and only stayed for a day and decided it was not worth it.
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Corner
✴︎ 2023Corner is one interesting guy that only worked in the container. He often complains about the work and his back and disregard for this place. Eventually he left and never saw the light of the day.
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Tall Aussie Fella, Michael
✴︎ 2023Michael mainly does container. But later did order packing when their is not much container. Plans on leaving and short term stay at Maxpak to pursue his own future carrer. John conveniently “fired” him too due to reliance on another worker. He worked at a farm in the past before sliding into Maxpak.
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Ravi
✴︎ 2023Ravi, RJ 2.0’s friend from India mainly does container and picking order. He is often adored by John. Smashed a roof in the warehouse during a forklift training, blamed by John for usage of phone as distraction.
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Another Old Container Dude
✴︎ 2023Another old container dude, as the title suggest mainly does the containers and only lasted a day before decided not to come back.
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Paul (Travis Barker lookalike)
✴︎ 2023Paul, the old Travis Barker lookalike was hired for job agency and didn’t last for long. He mainly worked in the container in a very slow paste and often complained about his back. Finally his back has given in and he decided to quit and not answering any calls what so ever. He did made…
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Tom Hanks aka Nick
✴︎ 2023Nick, which resembles a bit of Tom Hanks didn’t last for long was sent by a job agency to work here. He mainly unload containers and did a tiny bit of pick packing. Left by it’s own accord after back hurt. He studies quite a bit of sience and knows more about food, climate change,…
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Bonemic
✴︎ 2023He is an interesting character from Mumbai. Often complains about his back, even chipped his toe nails 3 times in the container. Works very slow and often times played with his phone. Comes very late to work and often times call his mum due to long distance separation. The last straw that broke the camel’s…
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RJ 2.0
✴︎ 2023Ketan, dubbed RJ 2.0 was evolved version of the original RJ. he is known for being late to work. Works very slow. Comes few days a week due to class. Due to his absence, he isn’t classified as official member of the family. Lack of performance causes RJ to be fired by John.
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Tian
✴︎ 2023Tian is an Chinese guy only lasted about a week, he is a Uni student and started work experience at Maxpak. Do not see eye to eye with John.
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Corry
✴︎ 2023He is an interesting character. He drives forklift and loves to work with everyone at Maxpak. He unloads the container as well. He loves his rock music first and foremost but listens to Dark Hip-Hop, Techno, Indie, 90s, 80s and so on. The way he treated by Hung as a prick, he didn’t see eye…
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Daniel
✴︎ 2023Daniel is a classic character that ever worked in Maxpak and is one of it’s kind. He often talked about what if this and that and give hypothetical scenarios. Things he like and don’t like and sometimes takes offence on certain views. He also claims to be strong and can tip a pallet on it’s…
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Jimmy + Chris
✴︎ 2022Jimmy + Chris were both brothers and was hired to unload containers. Seems to enjoys at first then started talking about drugs and cracks. Ultimately John feels like is unworthy for Chris to stay and fired him. They’ve done to all drugs known to man kind. One of the them also talked about defrauding the…
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Tom Auston
✴︎ 2022Tom “Auston” left around 2022. He is well known for “stealing” al John’s pies. Left after this line of work didn’t motivates him and pay wasn’t good for his 5 kids.
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Afrim
✴︎ 2022He left after a few mont. He didn’t like Hung & John’s attitude and often feel threatened by John. Had argument with John couple of times and didn’t see eye to eye with Hung. He is known to have grown his own trees at home. Worked as a gardener and construction worker at penthouses as…
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Gerry
✴︎ 2022Gerry aka, the the warehouse manager from the UK mainly tasked to manage the warehouse at first and slowly expands to various tasks such as micro-managing the deliveries and market and few other bits and pieces around the warehouse. He replaces a former “warehouse manager” known as Tyrell. He is occasionally worked in the container…
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Moon Face Kid
✴︎ 2022Hired by Johnson, moon face kid aka Jeffrey come from a part time news agency job to work at Maxpak for few month. Don’t see eye to eye with John and is not worth it. He joined originally as office worker just like Ross, Nancy and so on, but eventually Ross give up training him…
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Amon the Ice Eater
✴︎ 2022Amoon the ice eater as the title suggests he only consumes liquids for lunch, so he is dubbed the Ice Eater. He is very shy and don’t talk much and often complained about how work defeated his body. He is a tall skinny Aussie bloke that first had the Will Ferrell curl when he first…
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Colin (Forklift Driver)
✴︎ 2022While Justin briefly left, Colin came into play. He came from job agency. He is a trained and certified warehouse forklift driver, unlike Tammy which don’t have a license. He used to work in airport. He left because John threatens him to do truck work which he ultimately revoked the truck license and never showed…
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Tom Snorton
✴︎ 2022Tom “Snorton” is a fat man from New Zealand. Often times he would snort his nose hence the term “Snorton”. He works mainly in the container and works in very slow pace.
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Jonathan (Somalia Uni Guy)
✴︎ 2022Jonathan dubbed as Somalia Uni Guy is an African decent and worked for almost 2 weeks before he was due back in uni. He loves partying and does it every weekend. He mainly unload containers and pack orders.
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Paul with Hi Vis (Paul McCartney)
✴︎ 2021You could almost call him Paul McCartney. He used to work at Maxpak as a forklift driver. His iconic look resembled a beanie and yellow hi vis jacket. He smokes a lot as well. He started this job by unloading the container and later sent to do stock wrapping and eventually got sent back to…
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John (Container guy) (Jonny Fuckwell)
✴︎ 2021John, nicknamed Jonny Fuckwell was mainly a container guy with a lot of temper. Known to “not give a fuck” about the state of work and leaves whatever he wants. John didn’t last long.
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Graham
✴︎ 2022Old due whom John likes because he worked like a machine and often being praised for his work ethics. He left due to work dispute with another worker and never came back. John tried to call him nemours times to get back to the work force to no avail.
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Cross
✴︎ 2021Cross aka the cross dresser dude came in just for a day and talked about his fantasies and hobbies. He complains about noise and his attitude towards other workers were horrible. He didn’t last long either and ultimately got fired by Tyrell.
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Max
✴︎ 2020Max joined Maxpak after his friend Brad got him in. He mainly unload containers and pick stock. Also drives a forklift for his own causes only. He smokes too. Left briefly in 2021 and came back around 2023 to only leave again after fired by John.
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Brad
✴︎ 2020Brad is tall Aussie falla and worked for a while. He mainly drives forklift, restocking the shelves, serving the customer and unload containers. He is also a heavy smoker. After a dispute with a worker named Stone, he ultimately resigned.
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Asian guy that use to live upstairs (Pham?)
✴︎ 2020He’s name could be Pham? Little is known, but he was offered to stay upstairs. Maybe he did? He was very hard working guy and left after a while.
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Tristan
✴︎ 2019Not a lot know about him. But he is an avid gamer, anime lover and k/j-pop fanatic. He’s work ethic is very slow and often complaining about things. He claimed John fired him. His work ethics are very slow and don’t give to much fuck about Maxpak. He enjoys k-pop music and video games. Often…
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George (Car Dealer Guy)
✴︎ 2019George have worked as a car dealer came to Maxpak to unload containers and left after brief appearance.
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John’s friend (Tony?)
✴︎ 2019Little is known about John’s friend. He might be named Tony but didn’t last very long.
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Tyrell
✴︎ 2018He was the formal “warehouse manager” and “office manager” since he does a bit of everything for Maxpak since he joined in early 2018. He occasionally works in the container and sometimes are responsible for hiring new workers that often don’t last.
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Steve
Steve was anonymous guy. He is known to work for a while and left.
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