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Jamie the Forklift Driver
✴︎ 2025Jamie replaces RJ, right after he left.
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Tey
✴︎ 2025Tay is a Korean guy come to unload container.
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Sam
✴︎ 2025Sam is an Aussie fat guy struggling physically and puffing most of the time. Unless workloads drops, burnout or health issues will cause him to slow down.
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Kenya Recruit
✴︎ 2025Has packaging/factory experience. Expected weekly pay and hit with monthly pay instead. Casual that leaves by 12.
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Gerome
✴︎ 2025Gerome is a Filipino guy comes to unload container. Not much known about the kid. He has diabetes and seems to work too fast and warns out very quickly.
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Mitchell
✴︎ 2025Mitchell is an Aussie dude who studies uni and only comes part time to unload containers.
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Archie
✴︎ 2025Archie is an Aussie dude studying uni and comes part time to unload containers.
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Faizan
✴︎ 2025He is from Bangladesh comes to unload containers. John has thrown him into the depend by uploading heavy products and by the end of the day his stamina rans out. He does IT.
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San’s Friend
✴︎ 2025San’s Friend only worked around a week or so and John fired him due to lack of performance and the last day he didn’t get paid and ultimately got lectured by John before his dismissal.
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Arash
✴︎ 2025Arash is a new worker at Maxpak after numerous workers from the past flees away. He used to work with his dad before Maxpak and before signing up, he got a forklift license paid by from John.
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Gem
✴︎ 2025Gem haired as an office lady. But due to warehouse staff shortages, she has been thrown into the battlefield. She is now upset having to do warehouse job.
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Wick
✴︎ 2025A warehouse worker hired by Shane to help the warehouse. It turns out his first day was somehow unloading containers and of course he ended up driving forklift and even that he had hard problem coping with the whole process.
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RK Truck Driver
✴︎ 2025RK known as Rakashi. He is hired to do truck driving and occasionally upload containers when he is not driving the truck. He got fired by John by excessive language towards John.
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New Asian Kid
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Dickers 2.0
✴︎ 2025Dickers 2.0 was recently hired to manage warehouse’s day to day tasks and truck driving.
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Nelson
✴︎ 2022Nelson is a sales rap joined Maxpak around 2022 and left 2025 due to big rift between the boss which led to him leave.
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Geraldine
✴︎ 2025Jerading was hired as new office lady.
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Bank of Melbourne
✴︎ 2025Bank (aka Bank of Melbourne) started working at Maxpak after found work through Facebook ad hoping to find new adventure at Maxpak.
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Jay (White Power)
✴︎ 2025Jay joined Maxpak hoping to achieve his life goals instead of doing nothing. He is here to fight for the cause and started to work at Maxpak unloading containers. After strained his muscle, he quit Maxpak.
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Short Fat Thai Dude
✴︎ 2025Short fat Thai dude hired as a container worker. Soon after, the short fat Thai dude died out of exhaustion due to muscle pain and shoulder pain and left in a hurry without finishing the containers.
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Cambo Gray Shirt Boy
✴︎ 2024This gray shirt boy hired in behalf of Tar is looking to diminish those containers on time per John’s request. He’s only been in Australia for 6 months as this is very typical for Maxpak to hire short term overseas Visa students to save money.
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Poom
✴︎ 2024Ing’s friend was invited to work after the warehouse’s performance was decreased due to lack of staff. She mainly in warehouse picking orders and serving the customers and wearing earbuds. When she needs stock, she asks for help. She isn’t really good picking orders. Due to disagreements with John, John got rid of her.
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Don Diablo
✴︎ 2024Don Diablo aka Don is Ing’s husband. Works as a chef and joined Maxpak just for 1 day and didn’t last. He did container unloading and messed up with Inu and ever since then he decided the job wasn’t for him and he left.
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Anu (The God Father)
✴︎ 2024Anu, nicknamed God is a new worker hired by John. He worked in warehouse before and currently studies subcision (medical related). Loves to party and plays video games and basketball in the past.
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External Thai Programmer (Disc 💿)
✴︎ 2024Disc is new “programmer” that hired from Ing to works for Maxpak to manage program. He is on student visa. He worked at warehouse in the past. He was ultimately killed by himself due to over working from his Visa conditions.
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Young Boy From The Neighbourhood
✴︎ 2024Young Boy From The Neighbourhood is a guy literally from across the road looking for job. He wanted a job and was crawling around Maxpak looking for a job and eventually was confused and met John and John shuttered his pants due to a person he was scared off and let go without even an…
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Tar’s Friend Hang
✴︎ 2024Tar’s Friend Hang, introduced by Tar to work at Maxpak. Don’t get confused with the actual nemesis named Hung. He only got lectured by John and we never seen the light off him again.
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Tall beefed up RJ
✴︎ 2024A Tall beefed up RJ referred as a person that are taller than RJ and has more mussels than RJ and by the looks of it, he can lift heavy boxes too. But sadly, he didn’t last long before he left.
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Alien Head Boy, Kevin
✴︎ 2024Alien Head Boy (aka Kevin) comes to Maxoak to unload container. On first day, he had an appointment which caused him to leave early than usual. He came late as a result of his first day at Maxpak. He has worked in warehouses before where he delivers stock using a truck, drove forklift for 2…
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Ing
✴︎ 2024Ing from Thailand came to work based on Seek job search. Currently works at a Thai restaurant and come to help out Maxpak and mainly pick orders for both the delivery and pick up. She is unfortunately has quit the job after her leg injury and John’s attitude towards her.
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Marco
✴︎ 2024Marco is warehouse staff, he mainly incharge of stocks on the rack and “pick” stock and organize stocks from the container inside of the warehouse. Pretty much “jack of all trades” of the warehouse. Due to disagreement with John and better payout elsewhere, he decided was a good choice to leave.
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Asian business attire
✴︎ 2024Apr Asian business attire (suitcase and a duffle bag while wearing a black suit). Apparently he was looking around for half hour wondering around in Maxpak with John and decided wasn’t worth his time and left.
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Jackson’s friend Dan
✴︎ 2024Jackson’s friend Dan as the title suggest, is another worker that got hired after Jackson quits Maxpak. He is tall Aussie guy with a mullet hairstyle. He mainly works in the container and he wanted to be a electrician. He left due to either found better work or killed by John.
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Amall
✴︎ 2024He is from India and is hired by Jerry. A tall guy with glasses do not know how to stack in terms of pattern and he mainly works at the loading dock area unloading containers. It took him 6 hours to do single 20 foot and John wasn’t happy with his performance and sent him…
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Indian Bikie
✴︎ 2024A Indian dude rocked up to work with his motocycle. But did not work and mainly talked to John.
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Rick
✴︎ 2024Rick is a new sales rap hired by Glenn.
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Sifa
✴︎ 2024Safa hired alongside another person that also works in the container. He left due to lack of motivation/disagreement with John.
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Thef
✴︎ 2024Thef is another container worker came with Sifa. He is slow any not listening. Can’t lift a box and talks alot with his friends. Demands high pay for lack of motivation.
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Lydia (Sales Rap Lady)
✴︎ 2024A fresh new hire from Glenn is joining forces with the sales rap team. Not much is known about her. She decided not to appear again.
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Chris
✴︎ 2024Chris from Tonga, but he is dark skinned dude that unload containers. Chris can be very loud at times and smokes a lot of tobacco. He shows no respect for Maxpak and can been seen mucking around. Often times he would fuck up in the container when arrange stocks and often complains about back pain…
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Sharim
✴︎ 2024Sharim* as his name suggests is dark skinned dude fro Tonga that mainly works in the container. Sharim would talk very loud i the container and mucking around. Often times he would fuck up in the container when arrange stocks and often complains about back pain when no amount of efforts was put into working.…
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Jackson
✴︎ 2024Jackson is a worker resides in Maxpak. Mainly comes few days a week if needed, and mainly works in container unloading stock and nothing else. He loves techno music. Seems like he might’ve left due to not needed anymore. [2024-Feb-15] He made a return [2024-Apr-02]
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Ben (Another Aussie Curly Hair)
✴︎ 2024Ben with Aussie curly hairstyle showed up to work alongside some other workers. Mainly works in container. Ben only lasted a single day before got killed by John over lack of performance.
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Bailey (Aussie Dude)
✴︎ 2024Bailey is an Aussie dude that mainly unloads containers. Never picked order and has worked with few other boys that hired to unload containers. He only lasted 2 days and is killed by John.
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Old Aussie Dude (Bruce Wayne)
✴︎ 2024Old Aussie dude, Wayne aka “Bruce” Wayne is an old falla that worked in Maxpak. Wayne mainly worked in the container area and has not done any other jobs. Currently killed by John.
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Asian Dude With Fro
✴︎ 2024Asian dude with fro, Brad is no longer working at Maxpak. Used to unload containers and currently killed by John. Brad only lasted a day and hasn’t come back since.
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Old Guy (Chris)
✴︎ 2024Some old guy named Chris came to Maxpak as a container worker. He only lasted a day before his departure. He is ultimately killed by John for being lack of performance and not required.
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Tega
✴︎ 2024Tega, a young Aussie forklift operator and container dude. He just left after a day after a lack of performace.
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Lin and Mic
✴︎ 2023Lin and Mic* came to Maxpak and works full time. They both lives upstairs. Lin cleans the warehouse, picks order and occasionally unloads the container. Mic* mainly drives forklift, replenishing stock and truck delivery.
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Chris and L’orean
✴︎ 2023Chris and L’orean both came to Maxpak right after Coner’s disappearance. They mainly unload containers and nothing else and only stayed for a day and decided it was not worth it.
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Corner
✴︎ 2023Corner is one interesting guy that only worked in the container. He often complains about the work and his back and disregard for this place. Eventually he left and never saw the light of the day.
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Glenn (The Sales Rap)
✴︎ 2023Glenn, the sales rap helps to get sales in. Mainly in the pallet machine wrap devision simlar to previous Glenn.
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Bald Head Guy
✴︎ 2023Not too much known about the Bald Head Guy. But he only lasted a day and left. Not interested on taking on the job.
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Tall Aussie Fella, Michael
✴︎ 2023Michael mainly does container. But later did order packing when their is not much container. Plans on leaving and short term stay at Maxpak to pursue his own future carrer. John conveniently “fired” him too due to reliance on another worker. He worked at a farm in the past before sliding into Maxpak.
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Ravi
✴︎ 2023Ravi, RJ 2.0’s friend from India mainly does container and picking order. He is often adored by John. Smashed a roof in the warehouse during a forklift training, blamed by John for usage of phone as distraction.
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Another Old Container Dude
✴︎ 2023Another old container dude, as the title suggest mainly does the containers and only lasted a day before decided not to come back.
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NeoGeo Sales Rep
✴︎ 2023A sales rep lady dubbed NeoGeo came work as a “sales rep” lady. She first appeared in warehouse helping to count stock and she wasn’t having it. She complains about warehouse is too dusty to be in. After excessive eating breaks, John decided was time for fire her and that’s when she left.
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Paul (Travis Barker lookalike)
✴︎ 2023Paul, the old Travis Barker lookalike was hired for job agency and didn’t last for long. He mainly worked in the container in a very slow paste and often complained about his back. Finally his back has given in and he decided to quit and not answering any calls what so ever. He did made…
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Tom Hanks aka Nick
✴︎ 2023Nick, which resembles a bit of Tom Hanks didn’t last for long was sent by a job agency to work here. He mainly unload containers and did a tiny bit of pick packing. Left by it’s own accord after back hurt. He studies quite a bit of sience and knows more about food, climate change,…
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Julie Girl
✴︎ 2023She was hired to mange stock inventory. She could be a Vietnam decent.
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Tall Slim Aussie
✴︎ 2023Not much known about him apart from a tour at Maxpak and that’s it.
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Bonemic
✴︎ 2023He is an interesting character from Mumbai. Often complains about his back, even chipped his toe nails 3 times in the container. Works very slow and often times played with his phone. Comes very late to work and often times call his mum due to long distance separation. The last straw that broke the camel’s…
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Conditioner
✴︎ 2023Followed by Soap, is another tall Aussie falla that only toured Maxpak and didn’t last and decided was not worth the time to come back.
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Soap
✴︎ 2023Soap, followed by Shampoo didn’t last long. Only walked around the factory and ultimately decided was not worthy for him to come back and never showed up again.
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Shampoo
✴︎ 2023Shampoo is a black African guy shows up with his bicycle that briefly talked to the warehouse manager and walked around the warehouse and decided not to come back.
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Asian Guy (Walk Around With John)
✴︎ 2023Another Thai decent walked around with John while learning about the products and decided was not worth it and never showed up again.
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Asian Guy (Walk Around With John)’s Friend
✴︎ 2023Thai guy that walked around with John and seems to smile a lot for no reason and eventually decided Maxpak wasn’t best for him and left.
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Tian
✴︎ 2023Tian is an Chinese guy only lasted about a week, he is a Uni student and started work experience at Maxpak. Do not see eye to eye with John.
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Grant (Jason Statham)
✴︎ 2023Grant, aka Jason Statham (lookalike) decided after few days working in the container. It wasn’t worth his time to stay and continue and lost passion for Maxpak overall. Warehouse manager tried numerous times calling him but left with no response.
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Corry
✴︎ 2023He is an interesting character. He drives forklift and loves to work with everyone at Maxpak. He unloads the container as well. He loves his rock music first and foremost but listens to Dark Hip-Hop, Techno, Indie, 90s, 80s and so on. The way he treated by Hung as a prick, he didn’t see eye…
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Daniel
✴︎ 2023Daniel is a classic character that ever worked in Maxpak and is one of it’s kind. He often talked about what if this and that and give hypothetical scenarios. Things he like and don’t like and sometimes takes offence on certain views. He also claims to be strong and can tip a pallet on it’s…
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Jimmy + Chris
✴︎ 2022Jimmy + Chris were both brothers and was hired to unload containers. Seems to enjoys at first then started talking about drugs and cracks. Ultimately John feels like is unworthy for Chris to stay and fired him. They’ve done to all drugs known to man kind. One of the them also talked about defrauding the…
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Bes (some Italian guy)
✴︎ 2022Bes aka some Italian guy is literally from Italy. Little is known about him apart from spending little time in the warehouse/container before he left and killed by John.
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Tom Auston
✴︎ 2022Tom “Auston” left around 2022. He is well known for “stealing” al John’s pies. Left after this line of work didn’t motivates him and pay wasn’t good for his 5 kids.
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Afrim
✴︎ 2022He left after a few mont. He didn’t like Hung & John’s attitude and often feel threatened by John. Had argument with John couple of times and didn’t see eye to eye with Hung. He is known to have grown his own trees at home. Worked as a gardener and construction worker at penthouses as…
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Tammy
✴︎ 2022Tammy joined Maxpak as an office lady and later evolved into pack and taking stock out of the warehouse. She has no forklift license and often times don’t wear proper protective gear in the warehouse. She have known to be Hung’s one and only girlfriend. She is gone for good and pursuing her job and…
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Asian Eddie
✴︎ 2022Asian Eddie came as a sales rap and didn’t last long after only worked few month. he left due to disagreement with John.
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Moon Face Kid
✴︎ 2022Hired by Johnson, moon face kid aka Jeffrey come from a part time news agency job to work at Maxpak for few month. Don’t see eye to eye with John and is not worth it. He joined originally as office worker just like Ross, Nancy and so on, but eventually Ross give up training him…
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Amon the Ice Eater
✴︎ 2022Amoon the ice eater as the title suggests he only consumes liquids for lunch, so he is dubbed the Ice Eater. He is very shy and don’t talk much and often complained about how work defeated his body. He is a tall skinny Aussie bloke that first had the Will Ferrell curl when he first…
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Colin (Forklift Driver)
✴︎ 2022While Justin briefly left, Colin came into play. He came from job agency. He is a trained and certified warehouse forklift driver, unlike Tammy which don’t have a license. He used to work in airport. He left because John threatens him to do truck work which he ultimately revoked the truck license and never showed…
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Tom Snorton
✴︎ 2022Tom “Snorton” is a fat man from New Zealand. Often times he would snort his nose hence the term “Snorton”. He works mainly in the container and works in very slow pace.
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A New Sue Girl
✴︎ 2021Not much known about the the “New Sue Girl”. She worked in the shop with Sue as an assistance before got creeped out by Hung and left and never seen the light of the day in 2022.
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Paul with Hi Vis (Paul McCartney)
✴︎ 2021You could almost call him Paul McCartney. He used to work at Maxpak as a forklift driver. His iconic look resembled a beanie and yellow hi vis jacket. He smokes a lot as well. He started this job by unloading the container and later sent to do stock wrapping and eventually got sent back to…
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Domica
✴︎ 2021Domica was a India girl that didn’t last long. She was angered by John and left.
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Aussie Guy (Limp Leg Guy)
✴︎ 2021He known to limp alot. Didn’t last long.
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John (Container guy) (Jonny Fuckwell)
✴︎ 2021John, nicknamed Jonny Fuckwell was mainly a container guy with a lot of temper. Known to “not give a fuck” about the state of work and leaves whatever he wants. John didn’t last long.
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Graham
✴︎ 2022Old due whom John likes because he worked like a machine and often being praised for his work ethics. He left due to work dispute with another worker and never came back. John tried to call him nemours times to get back to the work force to no avail.
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Old Angry Dude
✴︎ 2021Not much known about him, but he was only lasted a day and his attitude wasn’t very good and often complains about the job and things surrounding the job. Tyrell fired him.
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Max
✴︎ 2020Max joined Maxpak after his friend Brad got him in. He mainly unload containers and pick stock. Also drives a forklift for his own causes only. He smokes too. Left briefly in 2021 and came back around 2023 to only leave again after fired by John.
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Brad
✴︎ 2020Brad is tall Aussie falla and worked for a while. He mainly drives forklift, restocking the shelves, serving the customer and unload containers. He is also a heavy smoker. After a dispute with a worker named Stone, he ultimately resigned.
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Asian guy that use to live upstairs (Pham?)
✴︎ 2020He’s name could be Pham? Little is known, but he was offered to stay upstairs. Maybe he did? He was very hard working guy and left after a while.
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Pat (Sever guy’s Wife)
✴︎ 2018John fired Pat due to unproductiveness. Creepiness from Hung is another reason for her disappearance from Maxpak.
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New Office Lady (Brook)
✴︎ 2020Not much known about the person. Tyrell brought her in. She stayed for couple of month and left. Could be early 2021 or late 2020.
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John Mini
✴︎ 2020John became a sales rap when he first joined. He left in his own accord because his job was given to someone else.
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Tristan
✴︎ 2019Not a lot know about him. But he is an avid gamer, anime lover and k/j-pop fanatic. He’s work ethic is very slow and often complaining about things. He claimed John fired him. His work ethics are very slow and don’t give to much fuck about Maxpak. He enjoys k-pop music and video games. Often…
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George (Car Dealer Guy)
✴︎ 2019George have worked as a car dealer came to Maxpak to unload containers and left after brief appearance.
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Bryce
Bryce is one of the OG worker at Maxpak. He might’ve left around 2019. He used to live upstairs and often times come down to Maxpak and help with orders and market orders.
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Aussie Man (Aaron)
✴︎ 2019Aaron formerly worked at The Reject Shop came early in 2019? Known to be obsessed with Gelong and mainly works in the office. Didn’t last long tho.
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Server Guy
✴︎ 2019Nicknamed “Server Guy”, he used to fix the server and wrote the entire software that serves entire Maxpak ordering system. Left due to disagreement with John.
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Angry Office Lady
✴︎ 2019There was once an angry office lady joined briefly and left.
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John’s friend (Tony?)
✴︎ 2019Little is known about John’s friend. He might be named Tony but didn’t last very long.
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Kerry
✴︎ 2019Kerry is another office lady that previously worked at Maxpak.
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Stacy
✴︎ 2018Stacy is one of the brainchild or godmother (you could say) behind Maxpak. Hung was the reason she left.
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Kayla’s GF
Kayla’s girlfriend has left (reasons unknown). She mainly stays for short term, but also could be due to stress from John or Hung’s creepy actions.
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Kayla
She is an office lady just like Ross. In the end before her departure, she end up barely did any work and mainly do online shopping. Hung’s creepy gestures ultimately led her departure from Maxpak.
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Brown Office Lady
Little known about Brown Office Lady. I think she is a “Indian” decent. She left after remarks by Hung and disagreement with John.
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Tyrell
✴︎ 2018He was the formal “warehouse manager” and “office manager” since he does a bit of everything for Maxpak since he joined in early 2018. He occasionally works in the container and sometimes are responsible for hiring new workers that often don’t last.
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Karen
Little known about Karen apart from she’s being an office lady.
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Feb
✴︎ 2017Little known about Feb.
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Steve
Steve was anonymous guy. He is known to work for a while and left.
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David
✴︎ 2024David is a long standing truck drivers alongside jeff. They’ve been working together like brothers since 2018? He was a loyal truck driver and did not miss a bit. His departure comes as a shock.
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